kuwa na uvumilivu kama bibi ya mlevi
...loosely translated means have the patience of a drunkards wife!
Ladies when you marry a man who drinks, you will have to exercise the highest form of patience. It's is not easy being married to a drunkard. You will have to contend with going to pick him at the pub when he has passed out. You have the barman's phone number on speed dial to check up on the man to make sure he is safe. You will always have to worry about him because you never know whether he will make it home alive especially if he drives.
He will stink to high heavens which will piss you off if you are not a fan of alcoholic beverages. He will forget to bathe sometimes thanks to being under the influence. When it gets worse he will pee in bed or shit in his pants which you will have to clean when you wake up before you go to work. Your sex life will go out the window because if he is not stinking literally, he will stink in the boudoir skills which will be wanting! Conceiving a baby will become a hard task sorta like looking for the holy grail. As the wife you will dread being touched by him and will feel sick anytime his paws are on you. When he speaks to you with his bad breathe...you will resist the urge to curve him like a fish. He abuses you all day and hurl insults as he enters the compound drunk as a skunk, then at the bed he wants the goods. Ninja be hating you all day then he wants to be loving you all night. Hell no!!!!
If he is promiscuous you will always be at risk of Hiv/AIDs and other STI's. You will have to work extra hard to cover up his weaknesses and make it up to the children and the rest of the family. You will need to make more money to make up for the deficit caused by him eating into the family money.
And for these reasons i understand why Nyeri women are frigging pissed. It is totally understandable. What i do not agree with is them resorting to homicidal tendencies.This is not the way mama...
Don't let that man turn you into a monster... Don't let him win...Lets not forget that that ass hole is the father of your children and God's creation, although i know it is annoying for me to say so. He is not worth going to jail for...believe me. You either leave with your kids or stay and shut up! These are really your only options which are also both unpleasant for those women who have no source of stable income.
My reasons for wanting the male battering to stop is totally selfish. Nyeri women are going to ruin everything for us women. Men will realize how much power they have and take advantage of it and then it will be game over for us! Remember when we were whining how ati we take care of new born babies by ourselves? How the baby gave us stretch marks and ruined our vulvas? Well the men went rogue and got the government to give them 2 weeks paternity leave which they now spend doing their thing and staying away from the bedroom with the wailing baby!
Now imagine what kind of deal maendeleo ya wanaume is going to get for them? Am afraid, am very afraid! No more yelling at men which will be backed up with the decibels assigned with which we cannot go above. We won't be able to give that back talk we normally give and stuff. Imagine the crazy rules of engagent that will be put in place? oh the humanity!
Nyeri women please go easy on them, your daughters and the rest of Kenya is watching!
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