Saturday 25 October 2014

And then I fell in love and now I got love all over me!


There is something about kids. When you get close to them you eventually find yourself falling in love with them. I thought movies like Are we there yet, The pacifier, About a man etc were corny. I mean how can grown adults let themselves be manipulated by these tiny tots. That was until I was posted in this boys' high school in Homa Bay and I found out first hand.

These little buggers are addictive. Holden in The catcher in the Rye was right 

“Don’t tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody”

Now I love my class so much I can't stand it. When they fail it bothers me and I could just easily drink Kermit's tea like...



... and keep it moving but I cant. Because it's now my business. And you know why, I done let them into my heart and now I'm hooked just as character Frank explained in the book Father Frank...

He loved them (children), he'd always been good with them, but viewed them in much the same way as heroin addiction. From the moment they are born, you fall hopelessly in love with them and you are a prisoner to those feelings forever. Yes, they bring immense pride and pleasure but worry too- the most horrible gut wrenching worry. And there is no rehab program, you cant kick children the way you can kick smack. Best not get too hooked in the first place.

I shouldnt have gottten hooked in the first place. buh too late y'all, I'm hooked and I can't kick the habit! I let them get away with so much stuff the other teachers are always smh. Guys tell me how come I can check adults and tell them off but my students manipulate me up and down the streets. The answer is I'm hooked and there is no cure y'all. 

They manipulate me with the back talk and sass, silent treatment, pouting and don't forget the water works-  hate seeing tears. I hate seeing them cry and now they use it all the time. Every time I lay down the law they challenge my authority. They think all my rules are suggestions. Everyday I be having a referendum  with these young dissenters just to get them to do simple tasks. It annoys me because I'm always screaming my self hoarse all day as these kids spleen me every day.

It's even worse that I don't smack them like their parents do here in the village. One came to school demanding to know why I do not whip the kids. Now they are all worried that Imma turn their children into juvenile delinquents. They got me worried that I'm going to be a bad disciplinarian and raise my own kids to be brats :(

The go-sit-in-a-corner does zilch for their naughtiness. If anything they go to sleep in the nawty corner just to get me riled and it works all the time. I just hate the idea of smack children around. I think they should learn how to listen without the fear of the cane.Besides corporal punishment was banned in Kenyan schools tene. I don't have bail money and I'm too cute to go to jail and "pick soap".  But I don't have kids so I do not know!

These kids got me spending money on things I do not care about. At this rate I won't have a pot to piss in by the time I'm retiring. But the funny thing is I do not really care because when I go to sleep, I sleep in this soft comfy pillow called clear conscience. I have found my calling and I'm living a fulfilling life. 

All I ever wanted like Jeff who lies at home was to do something important. Something that mattered so that when I die you won't all be there at the funeral like "yeah she was a real b*tch". But you will be glad I lived because i touched lives. 

Enough talk gotta go mark them exam papers. Two more weeks to closing day and I'll be like...


chao


Monday 20 October 2014

If loving him is wrong, then I don't ever wanna be right






There I was with my teacher friends in this kiosk and a Lil Wayne song happened to come on the radio. I love me some Lil Wayne, always have. I can even remember the first song I heard  where he featured in " soldier" with Destiny child and I was hooked. I think I have listened to all his songs. There is just something so cool about him except of course the fact that he seems to have lotsa baby mamas. But who cares doe, he makes frigging good music. I especially love how he plays around with words, the puns and all...

I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes
Hate in my heart, love in my mind
I seen nights full of pain, days of the same
You keep the sunshine, save me the rain

And I search but never find, hurt but never cry
I work and forever try but I'm cursed, so never mind
And it's worse but better times seem further and beyond
The top gets higher the more that I climb

(Drop the world)

Some of his lyrics can make you blush...

'Cause her form puts me in a trance
I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants
Swizz-Swizz on the beat, Chris move ya feet
And Weezy transform a good girl to a freak


(Transform ya)

Out of habit (you know seeing as I have this music video in the house) I started singing my ginene off. I could remember "Dufflebag boy" video and it brought back memories. There is this part where this mami is cooking for whats-his-face in her underwear. I decided to do the same some time back  me being impressionable nshit and got burnt where the sun dont shine. lol

I was caught up in singing that I didn't see the others watching. Now when I got to the part...

...Need a hoe break a hoe never nuthin new to us
Turnin hoes to house wives never been cool with us...



They darn near lost their minds.

(Then it so happened that it was a Saturday and the Sabbath thingy had begun. This is a a serious thing here since its predominantly SDA.  While the rest of Kenya is engaging in debauchery and making bad decision they'll regret later - over here we are ushering the holy day. Its so hard to do the walk of shame here, if the guilt don't kill you the hot naked sun will get you)

Talmabout how as an educator I should lead by example and not listen to these misogynistic songs. I think the feminist was too disappointed but the ratchet part of me was like O.O? My love for Lil Wayne is bullet proof owada. Ain't nobody got time for reality check.


 
Is like he is looking into my soul


I know some day Imma have to give him up. But before I do let me infect you with some of  Lil Wayne finest songs...

1. Make it Rain feat Fat Joe
2. Motivation feat Kelly Rowland
3. Gimme that feat Chris Brown
4. Leather so soft
5. Duffel bag boy
6. Lock you down feat Maya
7. Sweetest girl feat Wycliffe Jean
8. Loyal feat Chris Brown
9. Drop the world
10. I need a soldier feat Destiny's child
11. How to love


You are welcome!