of vampires and bad boys

i know ...i know ...you are tired of listening to me going on and on about vampires but i can't stop myself..is like my fingers are possessed...somebody stop me.Or not! Today i compare vampire's behaviour to bad boy's. For ladies only!!!

They enter the house only when invited
You allowed the bad boy in your life. Don't blame anyone.

Shape shifts into other creators
Notice how he could be gentle and sweet one minute and an ass hole the next minute?

They are sensitive to light, don't come out during the day or take photos
He hates PDA's, never wants to be seen with you in public.sounds familiar?

Has no reflections in the mirror
He leaves and there is no evidence of him being there, no toothbrush, no shirt,nada!

Must sleep on the soil of his native land
Explains why he leaves/or makes you leave before the sun comes up.

Repelled by garlic
He don't want your cooking.He don't want to play house with you!

Hides during the day and are more active at night
Notice how he is always looking for you at night but never during the day.

Repelled by holy symbols: crucifix, rosary or holy water
They are creatures of darkness and most of them don't believe in God coz they think they are gods.

Heightened sense of hearing
Explains why they can discern your moods and know what to say to reel you in.

Vampires are people who died violent deaths
Every bad boy has a bad history of hurt, broken homes, girl who broke his heart..etc

Hate silver
Explains why he don't want to put a ring on it.

Both have breath taking looks and are as sexy as hell
thats why they were able to get your attention in the first place.

When they bite you you become a vamp too
Don't ask me how but once a chick dates a bad boy they become bad too.

They are cold to touch with eyes hollow with no life nor warmth
They don't have souls, thats why they can hurt you without batting an eyelid.

They are strong without working out.Pretty much conquered death and achieved mortality. See how they live on the fast lane coz they think they are gonna live forever.

have powers to control your mind
Thats how they get you to do stuff you would not ordinarily do.

They need blood to survive
Being with him is so draining emotionally and sometimes financially.

Inspires fear in everyone
Explains why you are unable to leave him

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