Hetox songs

By now you know just how much i love music. If i wasn't a teacher i would really love to be a song writer. the thing about music is that there is always a song for everything your are going through.

Today i have collected a few of my favourite songs to help you get through that bad break-up. These songs are to be listened to in the loudest volume possible. Feel free to sing your lungs out and hope your neighbour don't call NEMA on your behind. Get that girl/boy out of your system. P.S. Whatever you do don't do what the lyrics say just vent... and if possible cry a river then afterwards have a warm bath and then ice cream and see how your world will change after the nap.lol

1. I will survive- Gloria Gaynor
Every one knows this one. You have to listen it loud and do a little dance especially at the chorus which i know most of us know.

2. Its not right but its okay- Whitney Houston
You should watch the music video and see the facial expression on whitney's face, its almost like Jimmy Gathu's on the "acha mpango wa kando" ad. Hilarious! and she has decided to go goth on this one(dressed in all black) and notice there's no man in the video.

3Before he cheats - Carrie Underwood
Carrie sings of what shes gonna to the mans cheating ass after she finds out. The music video is hilarious, but dont go scratching whats-his-face's car. The money you will use to fix will cost you your savings.lol

4. Kerosene - Miranda Lambert
this song is meant to help you vent. The one day you are allowed to vent and wallow in self pity and self loathing. As my pastor normally says "you visit anger and pain but don't overstay your welcome". Tomorrow u gotta wake up dust your self and f-ing get on that horse already.

...i started smoking cigarrttes theres nothing left to do...
...i am giving up on love coz love has given up on me...

don't internalize these words though!sawa?

5.You oughta know- Alanis Morrisette
This is especially good when your lover as moved with a fine chiq and your effing jealous. So you decide to attack her too but whatever you do never confront her coz maybe she doesn't know he is a no-good, two-timing,lying-cheating..ok you get my drift.
You just admit how his going away broke you and just vent. Watch the the video and be inspired to vent.lol

6.I should have cheated - Keisha Cole
When you suspect him of cheating and he just switches everything on you. He changes and says you cheated to avoid being confronted.
A friend of mine confronted her hubby and was whipped almost half to deff, and yes they are still together.jerk!
This is especially appropriate when after you have caught him but you don't intend to leave just yet.lol

7.Irreplaceable - Beyonce
This is dedicated to you who is dating a guy who has no job. I wouldn't call it dating though, more like babysitting.lol. So now you got your senses back and you now he gotta go.

I especially love when she removes his jacket and necklace funny.lol

8.separated - Usher

...If love was a bird, you and I couldnt have wings...
...If love is the Bible, you and i are lost in sin...

beautiful words!This is perfect when you have agreed to separate and go your way coz clearly it ain't working.Feel free to cry during the chorus. I know i did.lol

9.You had me- Joss Stone

...instead of making money you took mine...
..make your mistakes on your on your own time..

Again for you who is dating the broke ninja.lol. I love how she packs her bags and leaves the looser a note(in the music video of course) She calls her girlfriend to crash at her place. This is why you should never dump your girls when you got a new beau.

10.Hate(I really don't like you) - Plain white T's
This is for the guys who have lost the chiq they loved. Its okay you can cry in the bathroom no one has to know.lol.

...hate is a strong word..but i really dont like you...

11.Fuck you - Eamon

..fuck you, you hoe..i dont want you back..

come on say it loud.lol. Look out for the reply to the song(Fuck you right back.hilarious)

12.Ur so gay - Katy Perry
...ur so gay and you dont even like boys...
...you walk around like you're oh so debonair, you pull em down and there's nothing
there...

Its just a mean song to help you get out that anger.Whatever you do, don't drunk dial him and say these words tihihihi.

13.Hit the free way - Toni Braxton
How could i forget her? she has the loveliest of voices. This song is when you have decided after receiving a lot of bull from your now not so significant other. You're not really mad because you saw it coming. You actually feel sorry for the cheater's ass. he has realised what he did was wrong after you have run out of second chances.

...maybe in some other life i'll see you again...

14.Fighter - Christina Aguilera
I admire her perspective on breakups.How she can look at a breakup positively, while i am always busy baying for someone's blood.lol.

...makes me that much stronger, makes me work a lil bit harder,
...makes me that much wiser, thanks for making me a fighter,
...makes me run a lil bit faster,makes my skin a lil bit thicker,

15. Survivor - Destinys Child
This is especially for that ex who made you feel like you can't do anything without him...Like the sunrises and sets in his eyes... like without him you are nothing. Then you need this song to re affirm what your mama taught you. Yous a survivor and you will make it.word!

I love in the beginning how the singers are shipwrecked with tattered clothes because that's how breakups feel like...ship wreck!

16. Since you've been gone - Kelly Clarkson
For when you are in a toxic relationship but you don't see it. After he's left that's when you realize how dysfunctional the two of you were. Now you don't feel so bad, your a bit relieved. now you know what you don't want in a man.lol

17.Pray for you - Jason and The long road to love
Again the singer is just venting and he makes the kinda prayer that God of course wont listen to.
...i pray your breaks go out when your running down a hill...
he's basically being blasphemous.lol. Its amazing what loss of love can make you say.

18.So what - Pink
Of course you're not a rock star but it makes good for when you are angry. Just watch the video and see pink being her usual crazy self.

...i am alright and you are a tool!

Just like a pill - Pink
Still on Pink. The lyrics are hilarious. I love how she plays with words.Just as the song suggests, you are in a toxic relationship and instead of changing for the better you're getting worse. You know in your heart its time to vamoose baby!

19. Cheated on me - Gavin Degraw
one of those woiye songs. He knows she is cheating and he doesn't need to be told because all the signs are there. If you loved "i don't wanna be" and "Chariot" you will definitely love this one

...im love sick somewhere tonight..
...i don't need writing on the wall, i have felt it for so long

20.Leave(Get out) - Jojo
I cant believe she was a teenager when she sang this song. The "boys stink" tee left me in stitches. ..and the way she drops the phone? priceless.
Great song to hetox to... have a listen.lol