Isaiah 4:1
The Dodo bird is a believed to be member of the pigeon family and it was last seen in 1981 as it is now extinct.People called it dodo because they thought it was dumb for being comfortable and over friendly with humans. Legend has it as man started domesticating other animals they started hunting the dodo bird until they became extinct.With the extinction of the Dodo bird came the extinction of the Cavalria tree. This is because the dodo bird used to spread the seeds. It couldn't digest it so it pooped it else where and the tree grew and flourished. Sort of like humans and Mapera(i don't know the English word, somebody help). so no dodo, no Cavalria tree.Now think of Men as the Dodo bird and women as the Cavalria tree. no men, no women.Know men, know women (dont know why i added the last part but it sounded nice in my head)
The poor boy child! It seems like the devil is hard on their trail. Statistics show that male infants are more likely to die as compared to females. There are more women than men in most countries. In some countries baby boys are so precious that if a woman discovers she is pregnant with a girl she aborts or the mid wife is bribed to smother the baby at birth and lie it was a still birth. Right now in this country we have men dying after drinking the illegal liquor. I was so disgusted to discover that they use young men as guinea pigs for every liquor they brew before they release it to the rest of the public. How sad!
Any hoo one man complained that my blogs are biased and I neglect my male audience. So to my brothers-apologies and know that I love you to the moon and back and I am not a man-hater.
Why I love you? I can’t summarize in one sentence but maybe I can tell of a few things that you do so well.(you already know the things you do wrong)
I love how you are good at: zipping the back of my dress when the situation demands, wearing my heels to stop them from pinching my toes, help me put on my necklace, the back rubs (I mean that back wont rub itself), how you take out the trash, how you lightly touch the small of my back when you are opening the door for me, how you reach out for your wallet to pay the bills(the sexiest move ever- the best aphrodisiac too), how you play with my hair(read not weave. You do not touch the weave), do the lawn, kiss my eyelids, forehead and je ne sais quoi. Tihihi.
You are important and the women can’t do without you ( funny how some arrogant women stand to say how men are useless when they are a product of the female gamete and male gamete fusing). Am especially thankful for the X-chromosome that made me. I see you papi.lol
I thought of ways I could enrich your lives today. I though of doing a love songs collection for men but I knew it would take the bottom shelf after your porn collection (yeah we know what you do when we are not around). So I settled on making a list of babymaking songs as this will benefit you and your girl_ you can thank me now(I may not be here later.lol).
1.Trading places Usher
You know how they joke that some songs give instructions, well this is one of those songs. Appropriate for is birfday.
…pay the bill, wash the car, take out the trash with nothing but a t-shirt on
…the crouching tiger...excetera
2.Lets get it n Marvin gaye
I know many of you were conceived to this song.lol
..we are all sensitive people with so much to give...
…whoooo theres nothing wrong with you loving you...
...stop beating around the bush...
3.Redlight special(dirtyversion) – TLC
I thought I saw Boris Kodjoe with all his hair in the video. Someone please confirm for me. There's a man wearing some animal print underwear, pls Kenyan men be this creative _ those underwear with superman, care bears does nothing to excite our imagination. And please no flowered one either..unless there's something that died down there. Ok i will stop now
…if I move too fast let me know, coz it means you move too slow…
4.Number one s*x R.kelly/Keri Hilson
5. Peepshow – Joe Thomas
…taking you frm the bed, t the wall and to the floor..
6. love scene – Joe Thomas
…sip from your cup.. 69 was a very good year
7. Motivation(explicit version) Kelly Rowland, Lil wayne
I love her new boobies by the way #nohomo. As a small chested woman am jealous. But the icing on the cake is when Weezy does his thing. Please tell me who writes his lyrics..they are so witty
…I turn that thing into a rain forest
..i put her on my plate and to the dishes.
When is he coming to Kenya I go throw my knickers on stage???
8.How can I love you tonight _ Sisqo
Its meant for the wrong kind aloe but who cares the lyrics are awesome. Enjoy
9Nice and slow – Usher
…I got plans to put my hands in places i've never seen…
10. Rihanna – skin
...No heels, no shirt...
...All i'm in is just skin...
Reeree ain't ashamed to let the boy know whats up.
11. Dip it low – Christina Milan
..if he is a good boy...
...a really really good boy..why don’t you let him lay with you?
12. Body kiss – Isley brothers
I love how they censor words with a kiss tihihi. This boys know how make me “get lifted”
we are about to play this game and I will let you win.
13. Cross the line -John Legend
The best singer of our time. I love this song to deff.
14.Amusement park - 50cent
You ain't got take your nini off, just pull them to the side..hahaha
15.Miili yet - Eric Wainaina
If you don't have Eric Wainaina on your play list lease slap yourself.
16. James brown - Superfreak
17. Bite you -Neyo
18. S&M - Rihanna
19. F her gently - Tenacious D
20. In those jeans - Genuine
Some thing about this song makes me wanna take off my jeans.lol.
21. Shorty's got her eyes on me- Donnel Jones
One of my favourite singers of all time.
22. Addicted - Truth hurts
I have never gotten over this lady's facial expression in this video. #nohomo
23. Oops oh my - Tweet
24. D'angelo - Untitled
Strictly for ladies only!Viewers discretion is advised.
25. Till the end of time - Timothy Bloom
Dang! the video did things to me yawa! strictly for adults only.
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